Hypothesis – I Believe That Megan Will Be Proven To Be A Snotty Show Off

24 02 2006

She got……….(drumroll)……….



Actually, she was very disappointed. But I turned her around. They were only sending 15 projects from the entire school. I pointed that out to her a few times AND shared the fact that I did absolutely terrible projects as a child. Her’s blew anything that I ever did way out of the water.

But, there was one problem she hasn’t quite gotten over.

You see, my former friend Megan has three kids in Maya’s Elementary School. Every damn one of them moved on to the district Science Fair.

Let’s see – 15 kids. All 3 of hers are going. Do I feel a mathematical formula coming on?????

x=percentage of school Megan’s uterus is personally responsible for representing at the district science fair


Holy crap! Her kids make up 20% of our elementary school’s representation.





6 responses

25 02 2006

Goddam that uterus.

Were their projects of any scientific value? I suspect there were none as methodical as the Guinea Pig test…

26 02 2006

ok, i don’t know this girl, i don’t know about this girl. But i have one word for her (in a nice Australian semi-friendly but with hidden meaning kind of way)


27 02 2006

She really isn’t my former friend. I am very happy for her.

Tongue in cheek, people, tongue in cheek.

27 02 2006

She should market that uterus… 😀

“Woman gives birth to three scientific geniuses…”

27 02 2006

well, maya’s project is way cooler. bloggerdom hasn’t even HEARD of the 20% kids’ ones! besides maya’s mom is so. gosh. darn. cool!!

27 02 2006

Meh. Your kids are clearly smarter. AND cuter.

AND they have a cool mom.

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