Okay, It’s on the Market

3 11 2005


The Insta-Man 5000!

Get yours today!

For all those times you just would rather scream “EEEK” and stand on a chair.

Call 1-800-smooshit and get your Insta-man on it’s way.

*For a limited time, Insta-Man 5000 comes equipped with bug killing club.

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4 responses

3 11 2005
anika

This is fantastic news. FANTASTIC NEWS!

3 11 2005
Squishi

me me me! I want one! I don’t care about the bug killing bit (I tend to like and rescue bugs if they’re not Cockies).

Me me me!

I’ll order a good looking one, thanks 🙂

3 11 2005
margalit

I want one, especially one that will hang pictures and repaint the living room ceiling, but I DO NOT want one that plays golf. Is that extra?

4 11 2005
Shari

Ah, margalit, you bring up a good point. To avoid further confusion, that IS NOT a golf club in the Insta-man’s grip. It is a “Bug Killing Club”. Huge difference.

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